angelina jolie be a cracka she-actor dat be gonna be playin Cleopatra.
yep, yo heared it muffugah. A whitey be gonna play da most famos Black queen evah.
Everyun knows dat egypshuns be Black race n shi. cuz only us superior rays n shi cood habs made dem big pyramids n shi, cuz we bes superiors n magical n we used to live 203982893 ears befo’ da devil started oppressin us n shee, nomesane maaaing.
tayk a look at dis picture. it proves dat egypshuns be Black:

Just look: furst guy be a cracka, furd guy also be a cracka, forf guy be… ummm… a mexican… n second one bes a gypshun, n he be black, so dat settle it.
Also, in anshunt gypshun language dere be a place called “Kemet”, dat be da name of the place dey camed from, n it meens “Black land”. Dat be da evidens necissery to prove dat gypshuns be black n shit nomesane, just like people from england’s Black Country be Black, people near da Black Sea be Black, etc.
angelina jolie be lyin to kids dat gypshuns be not Africun Americun, cus dey be oppresin us n shi, nomesane. So we be gonna soo her fo disrespectin our cibil rites n sheeeit, nomesane maing.